if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH

(Source: partyinmyeye-socket, via kashief)

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

(Source: beesmygod, via kashief)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via 69shadesofgray)

• Me: oh thats cute
• *checks price tag*
• Me: no its not